SYMPTOMS PROGNOSIS FOR SENIOR CITIZENS - THEN NOW...   1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her. Symptoms then: Love. Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction. 2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts. Symptoms then: Love. Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease. 3. Constant smiling. Symptoms then: Love. Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy. 4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home. Symptoms then: Love. Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease. 5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over. Symptoms then: Love. Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis. 6. Inability to stop thinking about her. Symptoms then: Love. Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. 7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas. Symptoms then: Love. Prognosis now: Leukemia. 8. Insomnia. Symptoms then: Love. Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia. 9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence. Symptoms then: Love. Prognosis now: Schizophrenia!